Go watch Game Grumps do those games ‘cos I’m not reviewing them unless someone sends me them and the consoles play them on. Even before this I knew I was in dangerous territory of reviewing what seemed to be known as a “good” Sonic game since Sonic only seems synonymous with terrible, glitchy, unplayable games (see Sonic ’06 or Sonic Boom) but I retort by saying I’m not a Let’s Player. So with my somewhat limited knowledge and experience with the franchise, I decided to sidestep the well known poisons and go with Sonic Generations. I see in my mind the Sonic fandom passing round a hedgehog shaped chalice, where the next fan takes a deep drink and then falls on the floor, violently retching and vomiting rings before the next fan step over the convulsing wreck, wipes off the chill dog chunks still clinging to the goblet, then quickly taking in that special brew in the hopes of a taste of the sweeter days of yore. Sonic puts me in mind of a weird game of Russian Roulette.
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